Quitting vs. Shitting

A Lovely Commode, Famous Dave's Coon Rapids MN
A Lovely Commode, Famous Dave’s, Forest Lake, MN

Quitting feels like shit. So does shitting. However, the difference between shitting and quitting is that when you’re shitting, you’re sitting, so it’s like a rest. Quitting is like hitting a filthy brick wall. Everything stops and you wonder Why did I start at all? Then you get up and you say Hey at least I don’t smell like shit. See, that’s the similarity between shitting and quitting: both of them involve letting go of waste, washing your hands (if you’re a decent human being), and moving on.

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